Have you ever dreamed of taking a cruise around the world, but couldn’t afford the $45,000 price tag? Well, here’s the answer to your wishes. Join Professor Robert Lambert in Wavelengths, as he takes you on an armchair cruise of the world. Visit such exciting ports of call as Puerto Vallarta, Mexico; Sydney and Melbourne, Australia; Lam Chabang, Thailand; and Mumbai, India.

And the places you’ll go; the people you’ll meet!

There’s the RAF pilot who was shot down in a dogfight, a German soldier who survived the Battle of Berlin by leaping from shell hole to shell hole, and a former ballerina who was raped and left for dead by enemy soldiers in those few horrible days before Manila fell to Allies forces.

On the lighter side, enjoy some onshore adventures, including an eyewitness account of the goings-on in a Thai massage parlor.

. Imagine, all this and no tips or port taxes!