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No Jumping - No Splashing

 

 No Jumping – No Splashing

 by Kal Rosenblum

 

 

ISBN:1-59526-012-9

80 pages

Trade Paperback

7.5" x 9.25"

Humor-Memoirs

 

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About the Book

Unbelievable! —Fascinating! —Incredible!

You think retirees are boring? One man’s first-hand experiences prove that “living” in a senior condo can be kooky, funny, even downright silly.

Learn the answers to timeless mysteries like:

Why does no one swim in the swimming pool?

Why did everyone’s TVs spontaneously change channels?

Why was giving free coffee to seniors a BIG mistake?

Says the author:

“I live in this so-called Fourth World [his term for Oriole Gardens]. This is just a small preview of our senior life. I hope everyone enjoys No Jumping – No Splashing.”

 

About the Author

Kal Rosenblum was born in the Bronx, New York and always had a desire for comedy, after sitting alongside Neil Simon at De Witt Clinton High School.

Early in his career, Kal, an aerospace engineer, spent twenty-five years between Cape Canaveral and Huntsville, Alabama’s Marshall Space Flight Center. He spent the next twenty-five years manufacturing ladies’ clothes in Dallas, Texas, finally retiring to the Ft. Lauderdale area of Florida.

Kal has also written his army memoirs, My Kingdom for a Cigarette, a fascinating story of his life as an infantry soldier in Italy.


 

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