| About the Book
This is a collection of comical blunders, bloopers, profound and
provocative misquotes. Laughter is the only tranquilizer with no
known side effects, always “good for what ails you.” Every
environment--work place, pulpit, the media, medical, courtroom,
political--yields abundant opportunities for humorous slip-ups. The
trick is to be an alert listener, become a blooper snooper, and
document each faux pas.
The one-liners presented in this montage were seized as people
unheedingly and carelessly spun their web of amusing blunders.
Frequently, they show no awareness as they let slip yet another
indiscretion. The ridiculous and hilarious situations create one of
the most superb literary buffets you ever “put in your whole mouth.”
Appreciate such chapters as RUN THAT BY ONE MORE TIME, DISPLACED
AXIOMS, I KNOW WHATCHA MEAN and JUST PICTURE THAT!, full of such
profound and accidentally ignorant statements that humor is the
natural outcome. Try and visualize what was actually said rather than
guess what was intended. Often the only conclusion is “WHATEVER YOU
SAY” or “YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING!”
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